freshly toasted

being nicely fucked up directly after blazing your ass off

dean: hey man, why u late for class?

me: cus man, im freshly toasted

dean: o...ok, good talk

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milk toast

spineless, lacking backbone. not standing up for oneself

so i said "hey rachel get me a soda biatch" and she did, she always did what she was told, beacuse she was milktoast

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Pre-toasted

A condition which results from drinking heavily before going out to a social event to "take the edge off" (prior to getting drunk)

Pre-toasted is having four alcoholic beverages at home before meeting your friends to go drinking

Juicy Toast

Combining a perfectly toasted slice of bread with a generous serving of butter so it fills up the hundreds of tiny craters on the breads surface.

"Our favorite part about visiting Rene was seeing her smile, and eating her famous Juicy Toast."

eggs on toast

THE BEST FOOD TO EXIST

The eggs on toast i had was better than my self -esteem

Hopeful Toast

Toast made in the microwave, typically by depressed college students

"Are you making Hopeful Toastagain?"
"Ya I hate myself"

ghetto toast

bread (often toasted) with butter and sugar

Ever had ghetto toast before?

That shit Bomb.