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An anal eruption which rather like the air being released from a deflating balloon.
"Bloody 'ell - that was a reet Tommy Squeaker"
"Phwooar...that duck's got bad breath"
Some bad-ass dude from the Tv-Show called Peaky Blinders, who smokes so much that; he almost makes smoking look healthy.
Tommy Shelby: "Don't **** with the Peaky Blinders
When you jump up and spin around while farting!
Kevin walked up to me while I was sitting on the floor and did a "tommy twist" right into my face.
The act of putting all of your fingers in your mouth then placing your soggy fingers into somebody elses mouth.
Every time I yawn, papa hits me with a fresh Wet Tommy.
Stream of ejaculate flowing from woman to woman to woman and eventually leading us back to a few chads at Carlson School of Management. It does not mean "we'll have buddies in esteemed positions who'll line you up with jobs/internships/careers SIMPLY because you paid 40,000 a year to do shit at St Thomas--it means 1/4th of the womenfolk here fucked some dudes at Carlson and wound up becoming senior vice presidents at 23. hahaha what a schmuck buying into our con game"
Advisor: "Oy! we have a GREAT tommie network, when you graduate you'll be getting offers for career-launchpad positions! (but in reality only the sloots, the well-connected and the family-business-owning students will find high-level careers heheheheh...we say we love egalitarianism while really conning the 99.999%! "
Gullible students: "OY! so you mean if I pay 40,000 a year to study vocabulary terms but 'trust your plan' I'll wind up an Investment Banker or CFO at age 22? (for the record, Urban Dictionary, this is LITERALLY what Dr Ernest Owens and Michael Devaugh promise)"
Savvy students: "Oh tommie network? TOMMIE NETWORK ? sigh...guess I better bring my umbrella....sighghhgh..."
A smiling cartoon toilet by artist R. Crumb, who reminds people "Don't forget to wipe your ass!"
Virginia keeps forgetting to wipe her arse. What we need is a Tommy Toilet poster in the crapper.
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The reincarnation of God disguised as an American actor, he tried blending into our society by creating a movie but failed. It "took" our lord and savior over 5 tries to create the I did not hit her scene, in reality it was just a way to convince us that he is human but the 4chan elders are starting to crack down and decipher what god is saying in the form of memes, soon enough we will know the meaning of his genius lines which make no sense when you look at it for the first time but in reality it's really just God communicating with the other elder ones like KEK and God Emperor Trump to reunite and banish Cthulhu for once and for all.
TL;DR: Tommy is God that has traveled to earth to find the other gods there in order to banish octopus man
Tommy Wiseau: i did not hit her it's not true it's bullshit i did not hit her! oh hai mark
Mark used as a suit by KEK: We must unite the 4chan fags to kill the bigger furry fag, lol.
Tommy Wiseau: k i'll
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