When someone is in a coma and the doctor says you can get a handy from the coma patient
“See that patient in there”, “she’s in a coma, $50 you can go get a limp tornado really fast before anyone sees you.”
To suck a dick while being spun in a circle very fast
Debra:hey Ron I’m really dizzy after the slurp tornado you gave me
a guy rubbing his penis into a girls ear while cumming.
Pablo wanted to get back at that bitch so he gave her a wet tornado.
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noun: An unstoppable whirlwind of sex.
A fuck tornado is perhaps the most unstoppable force in the known universe.
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when u do a girl in the butt and she starts to shit and you spin her around while shes shitting
i had to clean up the mess after i gave becky a cleveland tornado
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A sexual act, during which one member rubs ice cream on and around the butthole of their sexual partner. They then proceed to lick it off and rim their asshole. Through this action the cold front of the ice cream and warm front associated with the probing tongue of the active partner coincide in a destructive tornado of pleasure and lust.
WHEN USED IN CONVERSATION:
Billy: "Did you hear Chris got an ANAL TORNADO last night from that sketchy old dude?"
Raul: "Oo baby, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."
Michael: "Rolling in the deep"
WHEN USED FORMALLY:
The five day forecast predicts a one hundred percent chance of ANAL TORNADO on Friday night.
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when you are pleasuring a girl orrally and she queefs in your face.
i was eatin my girl out last night and i got caught in a nasty ass tornado!
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