Douche canoe, he like to take big loads to the mouth, sometimes he says some pretty witty shit but mostly he just takes big loads to the mouth
Tristan Hannah takes big loads to the mouth
when your mate constantly sticks fingers up your ass while touching your scrotum for the pleasure of nobody
Oooi I just did a dirty tristan to my mate he loved it
When someone owes you money but decides to still buy things instead of paying you back
1:Yo bro you got that money you owe me?
2:nah bro I just bought this hat I can’t pay you back rn
1: damn dude you just Tristan bloyed me
A guy who cheated on his girlfriend while she was pregnant smh
"Did you hear, that Tristan Thompson cheated on Khloe Kardashian?"
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The act of bullying or attacking a Tristan.
Dylan committed Tristan abuse.
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A lung cancerous pothead who smokes 69 packs of smokes and has 11 vapes and has double lung cancer with a severe smoking problem, he even need a hat with a ceiling fan attached to his head
Hey let’s go and pull a “Tristan Torrance) tonight ,you are going to get goofed out of your mind’
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A person who has never seen the light of day and stays inside all day and smells like feces because they don’t shower.
Hey you look and smell like Tristan Dowden
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