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tu carajo, no amigo

spanish for: fuck you, no friend

a mexican shit comes up to you on da street and says: what up homie, i don't blabba much o dis ingles! you say tu carajo, no amigo!

by way2sexy4udarian! May 22, 2009


tu eruditionis habes est

The act of having one job.
And somehow manage to fuck it up

Ordering a quarter pounder from McDonald's and get a fish fillet. Mcdonalds tu eruditionis habes est

by nourthern candia April 26, 2023


me cagüen tu mai

Is originally a Puerto Rican slang for Imma shit on your mother or I’ll shit on your mother. People use this as a bad joke or as an offensive way.

-Hey did you washed the dishes like I told you.
- Omg I forgot

-“Me cagüen tu mai” I told you like an hour ago.

Dude Me cagüen tu mai that was funny af.

by Alailakimmm April 25, 2021


me como a tu perro

esta frase es lo que es, un me como a tu perro y a tu abuela si no vas y das stream a walls, icarus falls y por supuesto fine line

me como a tu perro

by cucutreameloido September 2, 2020


yo saco el caimán y tu lo tocas

When someone crosses the line, when one person is angry and the second one keeps teasing him so touching the caiman , comunitario used in Spain

yo saco el caimán y tu lo tocas, pero no dices que no te advirtió que no me gusta quando se habla de mí hermana.

by Majete August 19, 2017


tu mama en mi cama

Your mommy is a sexy beast.

"What happened last night?"

"Tu mama en mi cama🤗💞"

"oh"

by teenyweeny69 May 18, 2022


Tu fwee para que

Fwee- unknown universal, silent , heaven hell earth and unknown.

Same goal, same line, vibe check, energy good, fangs and speak in tongue. It all clicks, fits and sounds unbelievable. Up in the sky fly till the end space is a stop to get back home to sin. ever to know what dark times were or control. That’s the motto you scream on your day when I arrived and you knew the end was over. As promised you are free, you are home, we are one united, universal. Until the end of days end of time, what I did will not be undone unless everything unites creating 100% peace or reaches 50% decline. And if that time comes I’ll move on or become 1 to restructure my one world for all of you. I’ve stayed for you and I’m here for you. Free to be free. You are the reason why.

Tu fwee para Que , your free that’s why.

by Gram gram, u sxy lil beep February 20, 2024