tube surfing

to balance (hands-free) while riding the subway in London, which is called the tube (hence, tube surfing)

"Right mate, we were kicked off the bloody tube for tube surfing"

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lube in a tube

hand sanitizer

deriving from yet another maths convo.

Alice: check out my new hand sanitizer!
Lily: WOAH! lube in a tube!

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Tube steak

Penis.

Full Metal Jacket quote: "I wanna stick my tube steak into your sister. What'll you take in trade?"

This refers to a sexual barter done both in military and prison environments, whereby one individual lubricates an armpit ("his sister"), and allows another individual to use it for simulated copulation. The armpit serves as a vaginal substitute for the penis ("tube steak"). Pressure could be varied by arm compression and flexion, for a more pleasurable simulation. "Trade" ranged from money, to supplies, to cigarettes, to chores and duties.

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tubes are clogged

A network congestion problem affecting one or more websites on the Internets. See also tubes.

Coined after Senator Ted Stevens described the internet as a series of tubes.

Argh! I can't play Counter-Strike tonight, the tubes are clogged!

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Tube 8

A kick-ass totally free porn website. It has many categories including fetish, lesbian, gay, hardcore, amateur, blowjob, asian, shemale, ebony, erotic, anal, latina, mature, strip, teen and high definition. No pop ups, just awesome porn. Go to tube8.com to see more!

Have you been to Tube 8??

Nah, Dude, What is it?

Only the best free porn website ever! Tube8.com

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You Tube

A condom.

I need to go buy some You tube's

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boob tube

The new opiate of the people. A electronic box containing a video screen and a speaker, watched by millions of cretins too lazy to go out and get a life. Boob tube watchers get a bad case of half-closed eyes and half-open mouths.

If you watch too much boob tube, you will end up looking like Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel.

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