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Turbo cuddling (turbo cuddler, T.C., or T.C-ing.). An act by an individual that demands an often obscene quantity of cuddling. This individual can be annoying at times, but has nothing but best intentions in mind. It's a person that's far too sensitive for their own good and needs both feedback and valadation much more so than your average companion.
"Babe? Seriously, just come a little bit closer - it's time for some Turbo-Cuddling."
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a pregnant woman trying to run
that woman over there is on a turbo waddle
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When you put the strap on the crocs around your heel to enable an individual to run at high speeds
Oh damn it’s the police! Everyone put your crocs in turbo mode! *everyone makes a quick getaway*
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A Turbo Skank is a female (normally with below average intelligence and common sense) whom is known to be sexually active, but who whole heartily denies the fact. When confronted on this fact the Turbo Skank becomes overly defensive and on rare occasions violent.
BEWARE: The Turbo Skank is known to enlist her normal skank friends to gang up on the accusing male. Always attack in groups.
Guy: Hey! I herd you fucked around with some dude this weekend.
Turbo Skank: NO!! YOU REALLY THINK I WOULD DO THAT? (to friend) Lets spread vicious rumors and childishly ignore him.
Guy: Damn it i should have attacked in a group...
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The elite form of swag that everyone aspires to be yet few achieve this grand milestone.
"Yo man, nice outfit there. You're on the brink of achieving Turbo Swag."
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A slut firing on all cylinders.
Paddy : I gave that bitch one in every hole last night
Tom : Jeez, that girls some turbo slut!
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Someone who has been cursed with both red hair (and thus pubes), as well as the inability to stop himself ejaculating during sex beyond fifteen seconds.
Have also been known to be cursed with stunted/kinked manhood.
Oh my god, Spencer is such a ginger turbo, he only lasted like five minutes!
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