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Drinking coffee and blazing. Best done with a large iced coffee, 2 joints(with filter), and a car.
"Dude, what are you on?"
"Yeah, I'm turbo-buzzing. Do it every morning"
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Turbo rod is what happens when the person youre fucking is so fit you want to keep thrusting forwards even when your pelvis is slammed against their ass, thus providing turbo thrust.
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When you put the strap on the crocs around your heel to enable an individual to run at high speeds
Oh damn it’s the police! Everyone put your crocs in turbo mode! *everyone makes a quick getaway*
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A Turbo Skank is a female (normally with below average intelligence and common sense) whom is known to be sexually active, but who whole heartily denies the fact. When confronted on this fact the Turbo Skank becomes overly defensive and on rare occasions violent.
BEWARE: The Turbo Skank is known to enlist her normal skank friends to gang up on the accusing male. Always attack in groups.
Guy: Hey! I herd you fucked around with some dude this weekend.
Turbo Skank: NO!! YOU REALLY THINK I WOULD DO THAT? (to friend) Lets spread vicious rumors and childishly ignore him.
Guy: Damn it i should have attacked in a group...
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The elite form of swag that everyone aspires to be yet few achieve this grand milestone.
"Yo man, nice outfit there. You're on the brink of achieving Turbo Swag."
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A slut firing on all cylinders.
Paddy : I gave that bitch one in every hole last night
Tom : Jeez, that girls some turbo slut!
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Someone who has been cursed with both red hair (and thus pubes), as well as the inability to stop himself ejaculating during sex beyond fifteen seconds.
Have also been known to be cursed with stunted/kinked manhood.
Oh my god, Spencer is such a ginger turbo, he only lasted like five minutes!
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