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A condition many Twitter addicts suffer from when greeted with the fail whale upon attempting to login. Symptoms often include: sudden anger, repetitive mouse-clicking, and excessive screen refreshing with a computer-zombie-esque fervor.
Mom: Stacy, dinner's almost ready.
Stacy: Fuck off Mom!!!
Father to mother: Don't worry babe, it's just the tweet deprivation, once she's able to find out what @justinbieber's #favoritepizzatopping is she'll be fine
Mother: *blank stare*
The overwhelming sensation of déjá vu that occurs shortly after posting a message or status update in a social media; the feeling that you've tweeted this before.
"I'm getting serious déjá tweet about that Twitter message I just posted..."
"Yeah, dude, you posted the exact same thing two weeks ago."
"Hey, are you feeling déjá tweet about your Tuesday status updates?"
"Yeah, but every Tuesday's the same for me."
Fighting over Twitter - the only thing lamer than fighting on the Internet.
Johnny and Susan aren't speaking to each other in real life because of a tweet beat they are having on Twitter, what losers.
getting money -holding out ones' hand, whistling; and having a pile of $100 bills appear in your hand.
jack was doing the money tweet but wasn't having any luck with his silent dog whistle.
A twitter profile dedicated to luring people into following them by the use of hot profile pictures and provocative tweets.
These are usually computer generated accounts used for spamming people on twitter.
Dude 1: "Hmm she's hot, I'll follow her."
Dude 2: "Man you're such a sucker for tweet candy."
Using Twitter in bed instead of sleeping. Usually this term is referenced after tweeting that you are in fact going to bed.
@unmarketing: And when I said "going to sleep" I meant I'm going to tweet horizontally.
This is a horizontal tweet.
When someone writes a tweet about someone else. The person writing the tweet doesn't know that the other person is following them.
Jill: I can't believe I kissed Bob last night, he's such a creepy asshole.
Bob: @Jill Did you forget that I was following you? Bitch.
Follower of both people: @Jill Haha! Tweet fail!