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An over-rated movie which would only really be worth watching if Blade was in it.
My version of Twilight:
Edward and Bella share a tender moment, Bella stares into Edward's eyes, then Blade puts a bolt through the back of Edward's head.
Then Blade bangs the shit outta Bella.
END.
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A book that Stephenie Meyer probably wrote in around ten minutes. She has NO idea what a vampire is, she has NO idea how to make characters develop, and she has NO idea how to come up with a story that hasn't already been used. Yeah, she copied a T.V. show called Roswell. In Meyerland, vampires glitter when the sunlight hits their skin. They play baseball when there is a storm, because every time the ball hits the bat thunder occurs. They have no fangs and call themselves "vegetarians". A lot of people call Bella a Mary Sue, but I disagree. Mary Sues are supposed to be perfect. Bella loves a sadistic fairy, nothing pleases her, and she complains about how she has never had a boyfriend, even though she turned down probably the whole population of her school. None of the characters develop or change over time, and they have no personality.
Roswell-
Max isn't from Earth. He isn't supposed to get attached to anyone human, so he's a loner. There are two other unearathly ones, Isabelle and Michael. Isabelle is pretty mean sometimes, and Michael doesn't have control over his alien powers. Max meets Liz in the biology room and constantly stares at her. Eventually they fall in love, even though they aren't supposed to.
Twilight-
Edward is a vampire. He isn't supposed to converse with people because it would be too easy to uncover his vampirish self. There are three other vampires: Jasper, Rosalie, and Emmett. Rosalie can be pretty mean sometimes, and Jasper can't control his vampire powers. Edward and Bella meet in the biology room. Edward always stares at Bella. They aren't supposed to fall in love, but they to anyway.
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Twilight used to just be a time of day. Unfortunatly, now it means a lot more.
Twilight's a book about sparkely vampires and a high maintenence, whingy teenage girl. The plot is quite good but it's written in such a dreary way that it makes some people want to stuff the book down their throat and choke just so they have an excuse not to read it.
Many people wouldn't hate the book so much if it wasn't for the horrible over-advertising, crazed fans and the whole "team Edward" and "team Jacob" thing.
Vampires used to be cool, now too many people instantly think of Twilight. Shame.
Girl: "OMGEEE, I love Twilight so muchh!!!111"
Other girl: "God help me".
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Twilight is the part of the day between the going down and rising of the sun. So generally, it's night time.
It is said to be the most beautiful of hours, and is also when most supernatural happening occur.
"Meet me by the lake at Twilight."
"We'll do the spell at Twilight."
"He kissed me under the stars at Twilight."
"I saw the boogie monster!" "When?" "At Twilight last night!"
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A very bad set of books and films. It is about a girl called Isabella Swan (a clumsy, stupid girl) who falls in love with both Edward Cullen (a flimsy, fairy like 'vampire' who sparkles and is meant to be like 107 years old- so in fact Isabella could be classed as a necrophilic if you think about it) and Jacob Black (a so-called 'werewolf' who, quite frankly, cannot be compared to Remus Lupin from Harry Potter- who is an actual werewolf.) The books are extremely unimaginative and the films are very boring with poor acting. There is no plot, and quite frankly, who would actually like their boyfriend to watch them sleep at night? It's not romantic, it's creepy.
A very sad Girl: OMG! Have you read Twilight?! Have you seen the films?! They're wicked and Edward Cullen is SO FIT!
A girl with better literary taste and, quite frankly, a life: Yes I have read the books and seen the films. In my opinion, they are rubbish, and Edward Cullen is more of a sparkling paedophile than 'fit'.
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The act of one man having rough anal sex with another. Based off of the perceived homosexually surrounding the characters in the movie twilight. In a non literal sense it can be used to mean screwed or fucked.
John: Dammit dude, stop spawn killing me.
Rick: Sorry man, how does it feel to get twilighted by a pro?
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a book in a series by Stephanie Mayer
made into a movie
a retarded series that makes teenage girls think they will have an "edward" or "jacob" in their life
thinking they will be together with a fictional character
Boy: So babe what movie do you wanna c?
Girl: how bout twilight?
Boy: ugh wev seen tht 5 times in the past month!
Girl:Fine ill go find a new edward who will always wanna c wat i want!
Boy:..........
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