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A popular sub-section of Twitter which involves accounts solely tweeting about football. Your starter level FT account reps a player with a cringey @ and replies “dub” to every big account to try get an ounce of attention because their parents don’t love them. Others try and mock real life tragedies and fake illnesses to get attention which usually ends in them getting their address exposed. FT when football is on is bad enough, as people constantly steal tweets and tweet “unpopular football opinions” that everyone agrees with to get likes. Arguments over football are won from the most amounts of “W” comments they have under them. These lot are obsessed with likes and retweets. When no football is on, FT is even more toxic and should be avoided at all costs, unless you want your timeline flooded with “nOnCE eXpoSEd” threads, LiveLeak videos and a naked man dancing to football anthems.
“What are you looking at on Football Twitter”
“SaucySalah11 said I was a nonce”
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A twitter honey is a female who tends to get attention from males and females on twitter by posting "seductive" type pictures, her following to follower ratio is never close, she tends to be promoted a lot on twitter for each of her other social networks; a twitter honey will tweet things to lure you in like a siren, you follow her and you will never receive a follow back or acknowledgment unless you are a shirtless male or half naked female twitter honey. If you receive attention without being that, it may be a retweet or a favorite.
"Did you know Serena from our math class is a twitter honey?"
"Did you see the new twitter honey, her tits are huge and her ass is fat."
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FtblAdxm is a nonce
i created a catfish account and exposed FtblAdxm for noncing me as an underage girl. Football twitter needs to expose him
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A useful insult to direct at any person who cannot perform a simple task without declaring as much aloud.
Idiot: "I'm gonna go grab some food."
John: "Whatever."
Idiot: "Going downstairs... where's that lamp?"
John: "No one cares, you're distracting."
Idiot: "I think I'll just--"
John: "DAMN IT TWITTER WOULD YOU JUST SHUT UP!?"
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Someone who only talks shit on Twitter
“I mean, he’s a girl, man. Who does stuff like that?” “If he has more of these things to say, he can say ‘em to my face. Don’t be no Twitter gangster man.”
People who participate in and support needless harassment of people on twitter.
I have been bullied off of twitter by twitter freaks simply for existing.
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Based on the Japanese form of keitai shosetsu, or "cell phone novel", a twitter novel is the newest form of serialised fiction on the interwebs. The 140-character limited format and method of reading bottom-to-top offers great opportunities for experimentation within the novel form and makes the reader pay more attention than they would with straight-ahead dead tree fiction.
vermilionsands02: dude, have you been reading teenage_exiles? that twitter novel is deep!
dr.benway13: i know! what a mind fuck!
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