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Two nightstand: (v.) when you fly to Philly, rent an Airbnb, sleep with a guy named Tristan for two days then come home to your husband never to speak of the situation again.
Well, I put so much work into this trip so I mine as well have a two nightstand
Press two is a battle cry in the era of the Napoleon wars. It was mainly used by the British army.
Drop the fucking flag! I said, PRESS 2 you fucking ape! PRESS TWO!!!!
What the people of New Orleans say when they want two Saints Superbowl wins back to back.
It comes from the term that is Chanted at the games, Who Dat, as in Who Dat say dey gonna beat dem Saints.
hey can we get a Two Dat?
Who Dat?!
The sacrifice of two items to commemorate death of Tupac Shakur.
Person A: Hey, I got some soda. -opens can of soda-
Person B: -takes can- Two for Tupac. -pours two drops of soda onto the floor-
Person A: Dude, are you high?
When you or your golf partner goes to reach for their wedge in their bag and realizes they left it on the green two holes back.
Me approaching the bunker on 16: “Fuck, I left my wedge two back! Stupid!”
Uses different wedge, misses putt, speeds off in anger to next tee, shanks drive and speeds off to retrieve wedge on 14.
A two-seam fastball. A pitch thrown with high velocity like a regular fastball, but typically with more movement, often downwards like a sinker. Named after the positions of the pitcher's index and middle fingers, which are held along the baseball's two seams where they are closest together.
"Jeff Samardzija and Doug Fister throw some of the best two-seamers in the game. Samardzija throws them faster, but Fister gets more ground-ball outs."
"Why are you telling me this?"
"Well, I thought maybe you'd be interested, since you're looking it up Urban Dictionary."
"No."
"OK."
In colloquial Chinese, the adjective two (or 2) can sometimes mean bad, vulgar, absurd or any form of inappropriate behaviour.
If one were to interpret this way, "too two" would mean extremely unacceptable behaviour. It is a derogatory term in the worst sense. The term is very powerful due to its rhyme and other verbal effects it creates, use with care to the Asian population.
He who thinks the world is "too simple, sometimes naive" is too two.