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You have some amazing memories with her!!!
The car ride sounds beautiful!!!
I enjoy hearing your love for her. The world needs more love being shared. Often we don’t share the love, but we are quick to share negativity. Have you ever noticed people will quickly write a negative review, but won’t take the time to write a positive 🤔🤔🤔

My work is getting busy and my responses may be shorter, but know I am here to listen… it just may take a day for me to respond. I work a few jobs and it gets busy around this time… just want to be upfront and not have you worry or overthink.

Him and I haven’t spent a lot of time together. There was one day where we spent a few hours together . By far one of my best and favorite days!!! And get this … we hugged!!! It was the most amazing feeling. I have tried so hard to get that back… in his arms again!!! Hence my obsession of getting in his arms… it was only a few seconds, but I have played it back in my head and heart for much longer. You should have heard my singing on my way home that night… Lol. I was star quality:)

We see each other frequently, but never like that one day.

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U-It

To pass a backed-up left turn lane and going down to the next clear left turn opportunity and then, making a U-turn back to your intended destination. Usually, this maneuver is so advantageous that you can wave at all the people still waiting to turn as you pass them.

"Hey, what gives? I thought we were stopping at Ziggies Deli before the movie - you just passed it!" said Jane as she pointed toward the deli.
"Didn't you see that big jammed up turn lane? I'm going down here to U-It." replied Sandra as she u-turned.
"Good idea! Hey look - same people waiting." laughed Jane as she waved to all the people.

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u*

You asshole

Why did you say that U*?

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U

I miss you!!!
So many things I wish..
Trying not to be blue..
But I am:(

I try not to post when I am sad..
But I am having a hard time shaking it
Maybe I need to get the feeling out and then it will be better…

Hope I didn’t make you blue though
That is why I didn’t post a lot yesterday..

I love U!!!

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is u blonde or is u blind

when you ask a female if she's stupid or just can't see

Why would you let that man do those things to you is u blonde or is u blind?

is u blond or is u blind

basically a way to ask if someone is dumb or just has really bad eyesight

(i.e. it's a rhetorical question)

This guy headbutted me in the store and I asked 'is u blond or is u blind'

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U-bend U-boat

A turd that is submerged in the U-bend of the toilet like the german submarines (U-boats) used to hide beneath the surface of the sea. 9 out of 10 U-bend U-boats are unflushable in the average toilet.

For fucks sake, that U-bend U-boat just won't flush! Pass me the bog brush Dave, it turd bustin' time!

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