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Uncle Rattler is God's gift to women. He is a rose among thorns, a god among beasts and one sexy mo fo. He loves to Party and always has a Party in his pants. . .especially his rat bitten pants. Girls who meet Uncle Rattler LOVE him and wish that he was their uncle too. Only very special girls get him as an Uncle. Oh and did I mention his snake is HUGE!
Uncle Rattler is lookin mighty sexy today.
When something is unclear and can change meaning relative to other concepts
Uncle Martha's mom and pop shop makes the best spanakopita outside of Greece.
penis..usually referred to as "uncle foamy" when a man becomes aroused or referring to something that would arouse them..
"that will make uncle foamy stand up and tap dance!!"
Everyone's Sexy Asian uncle, always offers you candy for a free ride in his van. Makes you feel like a real princess.
"hey is that uncle vince?"
"yeah lets get in his van!"
When an acquaintance feels the need to appear superior to his peers when discussing any given subject, he fabricates lies to increase his credibility, and appeals to an unseen, familial source such as "My English Uncles", who discovered, invented, or created, the central object of the discussion.
The "English Uncles" often remain unnamed, and separated by large distances, likely on a separate continent, so as to avoid any unpleasant outcomes of an investigation of the claims made by the acquaintance, about the "discoveries" and "inventions" of his "English Uncles".
Douglas-"A Roots supercharger can generate more power through the lower RPM band than a Twin-Screw superchager."
Lumps-"Dude my English Uncles actually engineered the first supercharger so I should know which one generates more power."
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A person that is built like a uncle with a beer belly on the top, and built like a skinny aunt on the bottom.
“She built like a aunty uncle”
The act of sticking your penis in a pumpkin before receiving oral sex as a prank.
She had the best evening imaginable, until she went to his room for a nightcap and tasted pumpkin while blowing him . Then his frat buddies jumped out of the closet with a camera and screamed " youve just got an uncle pricky".