Vaginal Spaghetti

When a woman has her period, and the blood clots in her pubic hair. The dried blood gives the impression of meat sauce on the spaghetti (the pubes). Abbreviated to 'vagspag'

I saw your mom's vagspag last night! Sick!

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Vaginal Precipitation

(noun)The nectar of a vagina in any form;the reaction from a stimulated vagina.

"Liz is coming over!I predict an 80% chance of vaginal precipitation."

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Vaginal mullet

A females pubic hair that is trimmed short in the front, but is left long on the labia. This gives it the appearence of a conventional mullet.

"Damn, Becky's business in the front and party in the back!"
"Dude, that is because she has a vaginal mullet!"

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vaginal colloquialism

A phrase to describe the vast number of names for the key part of the female anatomy coined by both men and women. Television shows like Oprah and Sex in the City seem to have given rise to terms such as:

Kitty
Punani
Vajayjay
Cooter
Cha Cha
Honey pot
Coochie
Muff
Hoo ha
Beaver
Box
Bits and pieces
Yum yum
Poon
Lady business
Goodies
Na na
Lala
Cho cho

Pussy
Treasure Chest

Whenever men or women are uncomfortable with the conversation or the topic in general, they typically resort to using a vaginal colloquialism to describe the parts in question.

"Baby I am needing you in a bad way, any chance I can get a brief visit with the honey pot this morning."

"No honey pot for you honey, my vajajay is in lockdown this morning"

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vaginal soup

soup that tastes like absolute shit

that was vaginal soup mom take that crap back

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vaginal batteries

its when you charge your cunt up

yo homie slice go charge your moms vaginal batteries

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Vagine Sol

The use of Pine Sol in a sexual act where one male or female pours an entire bottle of Pine Sol into the vagina of their partner as an act of foreplay.

This is the conversation between a Vagine Sol victim and her boyfriend.

Girl: "Did you just pour Pine Sol into my crotch?"

Guy: "That's the power of Pine Sol Bitch!"

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