velvet melvin

A velvet melvin is blowjob given by a toothless meth whore. If you're lucky, said meth whore will have bleeding puss filled herpes sores in her mouth.

"ay bro, im stopping to get velvet melvin. brb

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velvet fog

When a man ejaculates into a fan. The resulting spray becomes a velvet fog... See also Velvet Ropes.

Immerse yourself in my Velvet Fog.

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velvet-taco

n.
See camel-toe.

Let's hit the pub to see if any gyro taco's show up!

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Red velvet

The act of having sex while on your period

Girl-" I can't have sex tonight, I'm on period."
Ed-" Don't worry I like red velvet"

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Velvet Hammer

A "Velvet Hammer" is a commonly termed euphemism for a pulled muscle, typically from aggressive, consensual water sex.

Man, she got totally velvet hammered last night in the jetted tub.

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Velvet Lightning

the ability to hookup with girls at lightning speed.

"My buddy just hooked up with those chicks at the bar within seven or eight minutes of meeting them."

"Wow. Now that's Velvet Lightning at it's finest."

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Velvet blazer

The act of wrapping your cock in said fabric, lighting it on fire and fucking your partner in the ass.

Dan:I gave Sherry the Velvet blazer last night.

Jack: Holy Shit! You drop her off at the ER later?

Dan: No, I kicked her out of the car on the way there cause she wouldn't stop screaming, bitch.

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