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the art of seducing people with verbal implications of the suggestive, flirtatious or just downright graphic. verbal bondage is used to render someone useless under the use of your verbal seductive powers leaving them with the inability to not recepiate in a unexplicit way. mostly used over instant messaging and other forms of technological interactions. similar to talking dirty with more intellect and persuasion.
"my god, he was using verbal bondage on me all night.... i had to give in and now im going on a date with him"
female X: "pride comes before a fall my dear... on your knees boy!"
male Y: "time for tongue lashings?!"
female X: "no. time for you to fall"
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When your ass starts talking to you.
<m0ther> Did you do your homework?
<Billy's Ass> Go to hell you ass-faced witch.
<Billy> ... I didn't say that.
<m0ther> Oh golly!
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a tirade that sounds like an artillery bombardment when heard by the person you're talking to.
will you stop with your verbal cannonade; i can't listen to you like that.
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{Verbally challenged: someone who has trouble speaking}
{Ex: Person A: Hey what was that all about back in class?!
Person B: *turns to face in a different direction
Person A: Oh so now you’re verbally challenged?}
Person A: Hey what was that all about back in class?!
Person B: *turns to face in a different direction
Person A: Oh so now you’re verbally challenged?
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pornographic imagery that is conjured in the mind by words.
brooke's round, well oiled breasts seemed to bounce in slow motion. she was getting it in the ass, and oh, how she loved it. she was an animal for a cock. her face was fixed in a permanent look of pleasure, as screams and moans escaped her mouth. the man behind her was slamming into her roughly, just how she liked it. he held her waist steady as he pounded into her, back and forth. brooke's breasts jiggled seductively as her entire body trembled with pleasure. her lover grabbed a fistful of her hair like a horse's reign and pulled it back. brooke let out a moan louder than a lion and orgasmed. her lover blew his load into her, grunting savagely. cum dripped out brooke's pretty asshole and onto the bed. she wiped a finger around her butthole and licked it clean of cum and got ready for round two.
girl: wow, urban dictionary really is the shakespeare of verbal porn. i'm horny just READING this!
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Something that happens to buttmunches during curry.
Do you have verbal diarrhoea, or are you ACTUALLY INSANE?
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The language used by drunken people when they wish to communicate with the sober. In order to understand verbal shorthand, one needs to also be drunk. While traditionslly applied to the drunk, "verbal shorthand" can also be used to describe the communication efforts of persons affected by other mind-altering substances in addition to alcohol.
My husband rang me from the pub, but I couldn't understand him because he was talking verbal shorthand.
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