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the shit stain on the wonderful tapestry that is the state of Texas
One day, god set out to create one of the most beautiful things in the world. He decided he would call it "Texas". He painted rolling hills, golden plains, and beautiful deserts on Texas. He created the great cities known as Houston, San Antonio, Dallas, and Austin. He gave Texas waterways brimming with fish. The people of Texas saw this, and thanked him for it... and then god's dog walked onto Texas and took a shit in a spot between Houston and Corpus Christi. God grabbed the ol' Pooper Scooper and cleaned it up, but the stain remained. This stain would later become known as the town of Victoria, TX.
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The act of inserting apples into your sleeping boyfriends anus.
I gave him a Dirty Victoria while he slept
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Large American car produced by Ford.Known for being able to outrun most four-cylinder cars, turbo or Naturally Aspirated.
Did you see that Crown Vic dominate that Eagle Talon? The Crown Victoria is a heavy car but that Talon was riding VERY low to the ground on the driver's side....
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A pint of the australian beer VB mixed with half a shot of red wine (preferably Australian (preferably goon)) to make the brew more drinkable.
Mate 1: "You bought a slab of VB instead of Little Creatures??"
Mate 2: "Chill bro, I brought some cabernet too to make Victoria Bastards"
Mate 1: "Sweet"
A Beautiful and Strong woman. Who has much more inner strength than the Average female. Handles stressful situations with grace and poise. A Higher class of female. Spontaneous, but has a fragile heart when in love. A person with this name, takes a long time to fall in love. But when in love, is utterly loyal beyond believed human capability. Tends to make Rash decisions based on emotions. But can flash a smile to win back what she wants.
Emily Victoria is such a deep person.
A amazing girl, that can make you laugh at any moment, she is absolutely beautiful, she has gorgeous eyes, and is a freak just sayin (:
Did you see that girl? She looked like a Victoria Richard.
A very ginger leprechaun girl with a funny personality. Most likely a memelord and 100% will not hesitate to kick you. Probably loves doing tik tok dances at inappropriate times and buying more clothes she does not need. Likes bagels and spider-man, HATES led zeppelin and her braces.
Friend: Hey is that dumb ginger over there Victoria, isn’t it her birthday!?
Friend 2: Yes, it is, and this is her birthday present.
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