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noun, a word describing emergency rations of vodka stashed away in your car as a prophylaxis to counter a preconceived long day at work, or just monday. Although parking lot vodka can be consumed at any point of the day, it is best used immediately after you park your car.
God damnit I don't wanna head to work today. I feel like a fat guy tryin to get on a treadmill. Good thing I got my parking lot vodka.
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When a man with a twelve inch cock goes to the club looking for some action but instead downs 10 cranberry vodkas. This usually occurs on tuesday nights at the local run down club. The man with the 12 incher then is ok enough to hold a limo service from the club.
Guy 1: Hey man why are you drinking so many cranberry vodkas.
Guy 2: Man I just need to experience the Cranberry/Vodka Annihilation
Guy 1: Oh ok man just don't get alcohol poisoning.
Guy 2: Oh I won't man I'm Italian
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A phrase used to describe something that didn't age well, but it took a long time to look bad.
Similarly how vodka takes 10 years to lose its taste.
Some dude in 1980: "I bet there will be flying cars in the future!"
Present day
Some Man: "Man twitter is arguing about hairstyles!"
Some Boy: "And they said there would be flying cars in the future."
Some Man: "Yeah that phrase Aged like Vodka."
A bowl of Frosted Flakes or Corn Flakes in which instead of milk, the user uses vodka .
Man: We ran out of milk again.
Man 2: *reaches for Smirnoff* "Waka Vodka Flakes?"
man: *high fives* Aw yeah!
originally started out as a trendy LA drink, quickly turned into a teenie bopper drink
the quickest way to get carded at ANY bar is to order a Red Bull and Vodka
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Two shots and a splash of water.
Have a Vodka bin-Laden. It's on me!
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World vodka day takes place on 4th October every year.
Vodka is not to be used by a certain youtube aka JustJodes, she should stick to Pepsi max/Coke Zero otherwise drunk jodes will appear and it will be a long crazy night.
World vodka day is a day where you celebrate drinking vodka....unless your name is jodie Porteous