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The extremely odoriferous, purulent discharge emanating from a vagina. Poon vomit is a clear indicator that the vagina is sick and requires maintenance from certified vagino-mechanic.
Signs that poon vomit are present include a foul odor similar to an open can of tuna left in a Dodge Omni in 95 degree heat for 7 days, frothy accumulation around the vaginal opening that looks Cujo wrapped in panties, and a putrid taste (if you are unlucky enough to have discovered it via oral inspection).
douPoor Mom, she must not be feeling well. She's dripping poon vomit everywhere!
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A self-forced vomit when one forcefully purges himself after drinking heavily so that he will be able to have sexual intercourse with his bootycall/any girl and avoid vomiting all over her in the middle of intercourse.
Alex: Bro, Katie just texted me to come over.. but I'm so fucked up I think I will be too nauseated to fuck her.. I might puke all over her...
Josh: Dude, just have a tactical vomit and go tear that pussy apart!
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The act of running to the bathroom after a long hard night of drinking and eating Aramark Brand college food where your large intestine lets loose a foul wave of crap in under 1 second.
I heard that reverse vomiting is an act that occurs a lot after thirsty thursday
Dude, That reverse vomiting got to me again...
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When a female tickle her throat with you penis during a BJ and she vomits. Ugh.
Her BJ was fire. Until the bitch gave me the vomit comet.
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After sucking dick or licking a clit, and the person being pleasured with a toung cums, when they cum hard in your mouth, if you choke on the cum and then vomit it. That is a cum vomit.
I ate a girl out yesterday. She came so hard i choked and cum vomited
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Vomiting on an already Vomited surface.
'The twilight' movies were so bad that while getting out halfway through I slipped on a pool of vomit. Seeing so much of it induced Sympathy vomiting in me. I guess it was a fitting tribute to such a crass movie.
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A trucker cap with the mesh backing.
I bet Ashton Kuscher doesn't know the history of the recist behind that vomit strainer on his head.
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