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When an infant has dirty knees from crawling on the floor.
"You need to mop your floor because Little Sally is getting Walmart knees."
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People who, instead of staying at a campground like normal people, park their camper in a walmart parking lot, usually on the way back from a long trip, or because they are cheap.
Those damn walmart-campers stole our parking spot again...
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Refers to a a person who looks and carries themselves as if they were Drake (the rapper) aka wannabe. Example: Utah based artist XavierTheRapper who became known for his resemblance to Drake.
Yo this dude really thinks he’s drake. Goofy the Walmart Drake
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When you can't make it to the mall where the hot chicks hang out, you are relegated to Wal Mart. Where you check out the lower grade, but sometimes fine pieces of ass that are shopping there.
Everytime I go to Wal Mart I always see some good walmart ass.
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one of the creepy people that insists on giving you a sticker at the door, even if you are over 88 years old. never refuse this sticker, or you just might have to take two. beware: walmart creatures tend to get extremely violent if shown shiny or expensive objects.
"have a sticker!"
"no thank you, walmart creature"
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Someone who has not yet been in a walmart yet. Often these people are stunned by the size of these North-American stores.
Most Europeans are Walmart virgins. If someone loses his walmart virginity he can become a Walmart slut.
Canadian: have you been to Walmart before?
Dutch guy: *embarassed* ... no
Canadian: oh i see, your still a Walmart virgin.
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Dutch guy: I will never forget my first Walmart.
Canadian: I feel you men
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An object of very low quality or popularity.
Dude thats a Walmart-Brand bike, it has a plastic seat !
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