waffle wagon

The “Waffle Wagon” was initially drafted in early 2019 as a documentary of the life of Jake Morgan. The Snapchat private story initially began as an occasional update into Mr Morgan’s doings and findings. With Time it became an absolute phenomenon, providing entertainment second to none. It grown a huge fanbase on the Isle of Wight and is heralded as one of the best Snapchat private stories ever created.

I watched Waffle Wagon earlier. It completely changed the way I look at the world!

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durse wagon

A horrible name to call people that really isnt anything at all. Used in these ways: (replaces words like bastard)

Also, could be something like a wagon full of crap.

You durse wagon!

or

Tyson is more a durse wagon than the durse wagon itself.

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maggot wagon

Those lunch trucks with the big metal rear cab that show up at work sites to supply greasy meals to workers.

"Did you remeber to bring your lunch today? Nah,..I'll have to score something from the maggot wagon in the parking lot."

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sausage wagon

'A vehicle which contains a kettle, this in turn, contains three sausages left over from a rained out bux party barbeque.'

Is also known to have beer bottles that are mistakenly blamed for the odour. Therefore known as the sausage wagon. (Also goes by the names: 'meat wagon'; and 'the 'roidmobile'.)

E.g. Someone has a bux party, the party is organised around a barbeque and cricket in the afternoon. This is unfortunately rained out, so the organiser is punished by having three sausages left in a kettle in his car to stink it out. Weeks go by and the sausage wagon becomes progressively worse, without the owner being able to pinpoint the source, even with many subtle hints thrown his way.

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douche wagon

to enter ones penis in to a pumpkin

I put the pumkin in the microwave so when I douche wagoned it it was warm in sticky just like a real goat.

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sex wagon

Another name for a station wagon, being that it is quite possibly one of the best options for car sex.

I thought we were going to have to do it outside, but thankfully my girlfriend drives a sex wagon.

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Gut Wagon

The lunch truck that pulls up to industrial job sites and sells expired sandwiches and hoagies to grubby workers. It usually announces its arrival by way of some rediculous custom airhorn and is usually comondeered by a portly middle aged woman with a moustache.

Jake: Damn, no lunch for me today!
Ted: Why not?
Jake:I owe the Gut wagon lady 35 bucks and I dont get paid until Friday.

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