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a small bag special for keys
it looks like a wallet but you can only put your keys inside
A) Have you seen my key wallet?
B) I'm not sure... what is a "key wallet" ?
A) It's like a wallet but a bit heavier because the keys are inside it
B) oh yeah... There it is
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"The Wallet Ender" is a term that is often used to describe a small village pub in Folkestone. It is supposedly an upper class pub however at times it is often over ridden with working class scumbags. The average pint is £3 so if you bring your wallet in there; it will soon be destroyed, hence the name.
Mate 1: You up for going out tonight mate?
Mate 2: Yeah definitely mate, where you thinking of going, I might pop down the Master Brewer for a few.
Mate 1: Fuck me! The Wallet Ender? I've just been paid I ain't going anywhere near there, jesus.
Mate 2: But they sell Hurlimann.
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A jail wallet is what goes in your butt often in jail
Dude I just became the wallet Jose went in
I snuck the Coke and Meth in through my jail wallet.
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describes a woman who is loose or gives sex freely... Also known as a whore, or slut. A woman who sleeps around with many men.
I really don't like that sausage wallet, she is nasty.
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the elizabethan word for "whore".
girl 1: i was in my leopard enclosure today, and my favourite leopard, lydia, was totally sexing 2 of my other leopards!
girl 2: my, oh my! what a sausage wallet!
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a ladies prick purse,
a place where the gentleman can make a deposit using his minge plow.
''christ its cold in the sea today, my cock will look like a cocktail sausage'' said dave to his sister whilst swimming. '' don't worry '' she replied ,'' you can pop it in my knob wallet later to warm it up''
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