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Walmart Town

A town that Walmart came into and made all the other stores go bankrupt.

I wish I could work somewhere that would pay me enough so I could eat, but this is a Walmart Town.

by Present Pheasant December 22, 2009

5πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


walmart-camper

People who, instead of staying at a campground like normal people, park their camper in a walmart parking lot, usually on the way back from a long trip, or because they are cheap.

Those damn walmart-campers stole our parking spot again...

by urban-porn-stealer November 22, 2010

7πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


walmart drake

Refers to a a person who looks and carries themselves as if they were Drake (the rapper) aka wannabe. Example: Utah based artist XavierTheRapper who became known for his resemblance to Drake.

Yo this dude really thinks he’s drake. Goofy the Walmart Drake

by Bigdogfromthe6 June 11, 2019

7πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


walmart ass

When you can't make it to the mall where the hot chicks hang out, you are relegated to Wal Mart. Where you check out the lower grade, but sometimes fine pieces of ass that are shopping there.

Everytime I go to Wal Mart I always see some good walmart ass.

by cardinal_fan October 21, 2004

30πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž


Walmart Creature

one of the creepy people that insists on giving you a sticker at the door, even if you are over 88 years old. never refuse this sticker, or you just might have to take two. beware: walmart creatures tend to get extremely violent if shown shiny or expensive objects.

"have a sticker!"
"no thank you, walmart creature"

by azigabnsla July 1, 2006

18πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Walmart virgin

Someone who has not yet been in a walmart yet. Often these people are stunned by the size of these North-American stores.

Most Europeans are Walmart virgins. If someone loses his walmart virginity he can become a Walmart slut.

Canadian: have you been to Walmart before?
Dutch guy: *embarassed* ... no
Canadian: oh i see, your still a Walmart virgin.
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Dutch guy: I will never forget my first Walmart.
Canadian: I feel you men

by Dutch surfer August 29, 2011

8πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Walmart-Brand

An object of very low quality or popularity.

Dude thats a Walmart-Brand bike, it has a plastic seat !

by TheMysteriousNeighbor August 2, 2011

6πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž