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A suicide walrus is where you put 2 pencils up your nose (looking like a walrus ) and you slam your head onto the table . This is usually referred to in a school or work situation. It is used as a joke when your have something difficult you have to do or something you don't want to do .
Guy 1 "I have 2 tests tomorrow "
Guy 2 "jeez man that's sucks balls "
Guy 1 " imma just do a suicide walrus "
A fat man or woman sending pictures to you or someone that are nude or in a sexual position
Rick: Look at this damn kinky walrus!
Chad: Ew, is that jen?
Rick: Yeah.
Whilst receiving a blowjob you surprise the giver with a giant cumshot while pushing her head down hard so she can’t pull back. As you cum down her throat she will inevitably gag and the only airway for escape is the nose.
All of your baby batter will exit out the nose hanging from the nostrils, making her look like a walrus made of snot. White hot jizz snot.
Hey man, I totally made a mess in there with that chick. I gave her a snotty walrus
a guy who always hogs a womans anus in bed, or always wants a womans anus,
or, a person being a complete douche !~
"ohmaigawd, richarD is such an anal walrus!~"
or,
" omaigawd, stop being an anal walrus, already!~"
A suspiciously inept simile (or metaphor)
The original: "Closer inspection revealed that the rest of the body was encased in 2-3 feet of ice, the body prostrate, suspended into the ice like a porpoising walrus." -- Charlie LeDuff, Detroit News, 28 January 2009
Laurel Fortuner, 1992 Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest winner: ". . . her creamy bosom rising and falling like a temperamental souffle . . ."
Excellent porpoising walrus, Ms. Fortuner!
A walrus that travels the world. It’s probably outside ur house right now. Stalking. Waiting…
LOOK AT THAT TRANSCONTINENTAL WALRUS
Person a:Hey! Make sure to wear your mask you don't want to catch coruna walrus anytime soon.
Person b: Oh sorry! Almost forgot, thank you