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A type of kiss where both tongues go in a circular motion mimicking a washing machine
“I heard Lisa and John were doing the washing machine behind school yesterday!”
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When the police drive by a dirty chud and hit a big mud puddle in an attempt to wash him off.
Man, it rained hard last night. Let's go out and wash the chud today.
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beanie wash is a function performed by that old toothless hag that can't even afford dentures. This lady can be seen at your local truck stops and at any certain deserted street corner. She may look 60 but is actually only 40. Twenty years older than age looked is a given. She has led a hard life and will perform beanie wash's for anyone. The beanie wash it's self is the gurgling of one's balls in her toothless mouth. Similar to a good tea baggin.
I went down to the truck stop and got me sum naner naner puddin, once i left, i stopped der' out back near dat der' fancy calling machine and got me a good beanie washin from some good lookin gal without dentures.
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When a person goes to blow their nose and the tissue or snot rag that they have isnt big enough to hold all the snot thats comeing out ,can be embarassing .
Jim says- Hey where did your friend go?
Steve laughs and says-He had to go to the bathroom and clean his face off.
Jim says- why?
Steve says-He just pulled a snot wash all over his face.
Jim says- yeah i saw that but didnt want to sey anything haha
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When the guy, while getting oral sex, starts running his had through the hair of the person administerring the felatio with a lot of pressure either for a better blow job or for the recognition of the administer of the blow job
Pete said he loves washing hair because it gives him more pleasure.
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When Michael Bay auditioned Megan Fox for the first Transformers, he made her wash his Ferrari while he filmed the whole thing.
Apparently this video exists somewhere, though no one knows where it is.
"Washed his Farrari" And a new euphemism was born...
A- Do you know where Meg was last night?
B- Yeah, she was washing Michael's ferrari.
A- Ahh, I get it! "Washing the ferrari"!
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The act of unloading on the sidewalk for amusement and watching others slip and fall in your skeet.
I thought I'd wash the sidewalk for this old bitch walking down the street.
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