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A demon masked behind the form of a gray minecraft sheep. It is responsible for all of the tragedy in Pewdiepie's minecraft lets play, and it has deceived all of Felix's fans into complacency. Pewds is the only one who can resist his evil pull.
"Shut up water sheep! This is all your fault!"
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Those little 25 cent drinks youi get at the bodega you used to drink when you were a kid.
I'mma run to the store right quick, get a quarter water, you want something?
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when you dissolve molly rocks in water to injest it.
Friend 1: yo this molly water tastes like actual asscrack
Friend 2: yeah but it'll get you fucked up
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The cure all for all illnesses and wounds related to military duty.
Marine, "Doc I have a sucking chest wound."
Corpsman, "Don't worry, take this Motrin and water."
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Mixing a 1.75 of Silver Wolf Vodka, two containers of lemonade concentrate, and 3 beers. A black out specialty.
After a night of drinking concussion water...
Me- (slurring) "It's ok officer, I'm 21 years old"
Officer- "Why the fuck are you in my house?"
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Apparently Chris Brown's way of referring to his dick.
"aint no particular one that's getting the water gun, so many that i want"
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Having a case of severe diarrhea in which you urinate from your asshole.
The next time I have diarrhea, I hope it's not ass water.
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