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a woman, usually (but not necessarily) attractive and with a multitude of potential suitors, that has relationships that averagely last for no longer than a period of seven days. These women are quite treacherous and hard to spot, but if you do manage to detect a One Week Wendy it is highly advised the you steer clear of them. Only masters of female manipulation or those looking for relationships with little emotional investment should seek to court these vile creatures.
Person A: Oh man I'm pumped to go out with that girl i met at the bar last week! She's so hot and smart and we like all the same things!
Person B: Watch out bro, she's a One Week Wendy! She'll be all over you at first but once you hit the seven day mark she'll dump your fat ass so hard you'll be out for a month!
A great big girl's blouse. The proper title for a complete wendy. Something that can only be experienced when you've actually met an example of a shandy drinking wendy. Note: you don't have to drink shandy to be a shandy drinking wendy, it's a way of life.
In a bar: "Can I have a milk, I've got to be home by 10 to phone Mummy and prepare for next week's lectures."
"You shandy drinking wendy" in tone of massive disgust
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When you take a crap and in a thin zip lock bag, and then stick it into the microwave until the poop is hot and the bag is about to break. Then you spread the girls butt cheeks and slowly drizzle the poop into her ass. You then cover you dick in bacon bits and butter, and do her analy. She then puts on a ginger wig and says it way better than fast food.
I gave my sister a Wendy's Baked Potato yesterday
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Our Lord Wendy (gender unknown) is an Instagram star that rose to fame in summer '18 when they started posting edits of Raini Rodriguez and got blocked by countless people like Raini herself, her brother Rico, founder of Dolce & Gabanna; Stefano Gabbana, and Diary Of A Fit Mommy. They are also very good friends with Grammy award-winning albanian pop star Lati K. In end of October, the Instagram account @ourlordwendy got disabled with unknown reasons why. Now they are back again with a 1.4k Instagram account, @ourlordwendyy.
Our Lord Wendy is SUPER popular on Instagram.
My favorite video editor is Our Lord Wendy.
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The action of covering your cock in lube made from blending up Wendy's chicken nuggets or deep frying a dildo and breading it in bread crumbs. After the nugget making is done, you put your cock or dildo in the girl's or sexual partners asshole. This making the Wendy's chicken nuggets and if you cum in the partner's ass, you can dip your chicken nuggets into some honey mustard meaning the dick into the partner's cummy asshole.
Bro, I said I picked up some Wendy's Chicken Nuggets. She was screaming and moaning when I dipped my nugget in her asshole.
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1. In the carefree days of 1969, before political correctness reared its ugly head, marketing genius Dave Thomas founded the Wendy's hamburger chain, originally called "Wendy's Hot and Juicy". Dave's enterprise rode this monicker to national fame, but later changed the name to "Wendy's Old-Fashioned Hamburgers" for undisclosed reasons. Personally, I think it was a bad marketing decision. After all, doesn't "Wendy's Hot and Juicy" conjure up the quaint image of innocent little red-haired Wendy and her hot, juicy merchandise? I bet you're getting hungry just thinking about Wendy's Hot and Juicy.
2. Pussy. How some people get from hamburgers to pussy I'll never know. The world is full of sickos.
Let's go get some of Wendy's Hot and Juicy!
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A person who does exactly what other people say.
"You're being a real Wendy Nametag right now."
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