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An anime I don't want to watch because my friend simps for sebastian too much
Friend: get your lame ass to watch Black Butler
Me: yeah I aint ever watching a character which has been sexualized by you
A person who us self absorbed and A whole cunt
Wow you're acting like a Caroline Butler
When in a high class situation, a proper level of swag must be maintained at all times. The person known for maintaining the highest level of gentleman swag is the Swag Butler.
"Yooo, chillin at The Standard with @RiffRaff AND @JamesFranco dressed like @RiffRaff, totally handin out velvet slippers!" #SwagButler Swag Butler
Knocking one out in a public car park
I was walking through the rugby club car park and some guy was doing a butler the bastard
basically like Barbatos from obey me
can't date him tho he's programed to be undateable
person1: hey dude can you name a seggsy butler?
person2: i only know Sebatian and Barbatos
A "gentleman's gentleman" who's mainly tasked with proofreading his fumble-fingered master's hastily-composed missives, essays, and other literary creations, pointing out and/or correcting all the errors, and then either passing the resulting "perfected" paperwork back to his boss, or sending said correspondence on its way to it intended recipients.
As clever and talented as Jeeves was, it's entirely probable that he could have also served the dim-witted Bertie Wooster in the role of text-composition butler; perhaps he might instead have suavely suggested that, "You might want to consider a modern word-processor, Sir... it will underline spelling and grammar errors for you, so that you can correct them immediately as you go along."
When someone is getting fucked in the ass, and someone named Geoffrey throws the person doing the fucking, out of the front door, and then resumes fucking the receiver in the ass. The receiver then shits on the floor and makes Geoffrey clean it up.
While Will was home, Hilary was upstairs receiving a dirty butler.