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A specific type of bowel movement, typically produced by humans on a zero fiber diet, which has a texture consistent with organic peanut butter - this require the usage of nearly an entire role of toilet paper. This is of great financial benefit to Kimberly Clark - the worlds largest manufacturer of toilet paper.
One week my diet consisted entirely of saltine crackers, peanut butter, Oreo cookies, pretzels and sourdough bread. This resulted in my producing 1-2 Kimberly Clarks per day and forced a diet change rich in Brussels sprouts and Sauerkraut.
Dan Clarke is one of the most important people in life that you could meet and if you don't meet a dan clarke you are really missing out. He is always there for you in times of need and can cheer you up if you are sad. He is funny, nice and is a big fangirl of a certain TV show. Dan Clarke also comes with the addition of abs.
Person 1: I feel sad.
Person2: Well you gotta get yourself a Dan Clarke
Person1: ahh no one could ever fill the hole inside of me.
Person2: Dan Clarke has got it all!
Clark is someone who is always there for you. He’s kind and he’s so much fun to be around.
Clark is rlly hot, like, so hot- and probably really good at giving head (idk though that’s just a guess. also he’s totally definitely NOT a bottom)
Clark is so fucking smart, he’s the type of person that would make a shit ton of money being a lawyer (maybe even s family lawyer who knows)
He’d have the cutest kid (Clark Jr.)
Clark is someone you can trust to always have your back.
If Clark ever kisses you, you can feel it in your whole body.
Clark is someone you wouldn’t be able to forget, and you can’t ever fully stop loving in some form, no matter what happens.
Anyone would be lucky to have Clark as their boyfriend.
Person 1: “Oh there’s clark cowen!”
Person 2: “How do you know that?? He’s not even facing us”
Person 1: “All i have to do is look at that fat jiggly ass and i know it’s him”
Person 2: “Damnnn i wish i was that caked up”
A dirty slut hoe that cracks onto men in relationships at a work place.
Did you hear about the chick from HR?
Yeah she really did an Ebony Clarke hey?
My missus would fuckin obliterate the bitch
To tear off all your bed sheets in the night and end up on a bare mattress
Man, I pulled a Clark last night and woke up freezing.
The hottest man alive
Really respectful and genuinely takes the time to care for you. He doubts himself a lot but he is honestly the definition of perfection. I love u loads u silly goose 😘😘
Tommy Clarke is my nan
The best trash can hucker in all of Montgomery County
Wow mom, look at that Mitchell Clark over there! I want to be just like him when I grow up!