cooch wipe

A wipe or cloth used to clean a female genitalia. Can be sanitized, or just damp with some sort of cleaning product added.

Bob:Heyy can you hang out or what?
Tina:No, sorry i have an apointment at 2 to pick up my cooch wipes.
Bob:Oh, well good luck with those cooch wipes, i hear there expensive now days.
Tina:Yeah they are, but ya know, a girls gotta keep her cooch clean.

Ice Wipe

When your ASS is burning so badly usually after a very HOT and Spicy meal. That the ONLY rememedy is to bring down the inflamation of that Hemeroid is by wiping your ass with an ICE CUBE!!

Holy crap I could barly sit down my ASS was burning and Itching so badly. That my only plan of action was to go in to the ice box grab the biggest ice cube there is and numb the pain and itching with a good Ice Wipe!!

hard wipe

When you have to get a baby wipe after a messy poop.

I needed a hard wipe after that crap so I didn't mess up my pants.

relax wipe

when one is having a hard time pushing out any amount of feces, one wipes the anus. this massaging relaxes the rectum, allowing the deliverer to excrete.

Mike: fuck, it took me so long to squeeze out that last shit
Hunter:your brown eye must have been tense, next time give it a relax wipe, it'll just shoot out.

Plumbers wipe

Wiping your hand around you're girlfriends axe wound to check for dampness like a plumber checking for a leak in a pipe. Perfect way to check if she has been playing away when out with the girls.

"She stayed out till 4 am so I gave her a plumbers wipe to make sure she hadn't being doing the nasty"

Grape Wipe

Grape Wipe means someone who is Black named Nate (Nathen, or Nathaniel) Straight, Cis. Single and not getting any bitches anytime soon. A complete Loser

Nate is such a GRAPE WIPE

wall wipe

A person who after they ejeculate wipes the remaining semen off of their penis and on to the nearest wall.

Timothy's wall wipe had more cum than his ejacualtion.