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A tail pipe commonly put on rice racers to make a slow car seem faster by making it sound loud,an excessively large exhaust on a car, causing it to have a "farty" sound. rice Pipes are most commonly found on cheap, front-wheel drive imports (see honda civic or mitsubishi eclipse) that 16 year old kids who watch The "fast and furious" series like its some kind of religion. The rice pipe can be identified by one of many tests. 1) If the cross section of the muffler or muffler tip is GREATER than the contact patch on the car's tires, the exhaust is a rice pipe. 2)If the muffler is larger than the displacement of the motor, it is a rice pipe. 3) if the ricer takes off in his riced out car and the exhaust is louder than his stereo, it is declared a rice pipe. 4) and last but not least, if any piece of the exhaust system was purchased at Pep Boys, Autozone, or any other ricer oriented store, it is most likely a rice pipe.
Look at that rice pipe, that probably cost more than the car is worth.
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When a pickup truck (of any make or style) has characteristics of a ricer. Such as clear tail lights/headlights. Tons of gaudy chrome. Overly tinted windows. Giant-ass exhaust tips (diesels). Or stickers.
Did you see that gay Ford?
It had clear taillights, projector headlights, ridiculous amounts of chrome, 5% tint on all the windows and sewer pipe exhaust. It also said FORD on the back windows and POWERSTROKE on the windshield.
Total Truck Rice.
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Anyone who would add an 80lb wing to the rear of a front wheel drive car.
Look man i got a wing, I have enough weight on the back so the front will lift and i can spin tires. HEHE
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The outcome of putting a JC Whitney catalog in the hands of a Burger King fry cook who got his mom's civic when he turned 16. Just because it SOUNDS powerful, doesn't mean it is!
Wait, you mean that big, gay-looking wing, the body kit and 22" wheels add weight to the car and actually slow it down?? Next you're gonna tell me that 4 15" subs and 3 600 watt amps make the car heavier too!
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A source of income that is essential to your livelihood.
Yvette thought that we were trying to get her fired so she told me "Dont mess with my rice and beans!!!"
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Strictly speaking, a person who seeks romantic relations with Asians.
Cmmmonly, a short or scrawny white male lacking self-esteem and/or assertiveness who seeks power in interpersonal relationships by attempting to date Asian females whom he perceives to be submissive and obedient.
Also, a white male with a prurient but ironically inaccurate fascination with what he perceives as exotic.
Man, Michael is such a fucking rice chaser -- he keeps going to Thailand to get laid.
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Dirty Rice is a term that basically means "a shit-stained pussy". It occurs mid-coitus when you pull out of the anus and proceed to insert into the vagina and continue coitus.
Your friend awakes from a daydream to declare "last nite I was banging your mom in the butt then I pulled out and put it in her vag!!" Which is then followed by an observer declaring, they call that dirty rice!!
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