he will be mean to his close friends and always have a penis distorter either bent or just cant get hard
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A small guy in the pants. Likes to dress like a wannabe gangster. His pants are usually sagged lower than his IQ. He parties alot and thinks he is hot with the ladies. He is an LG slayer ; however he fails to succeed. He likes to think he is perfect.
Lexi : "Oh Zach is wheeling you? Don't feel special he does it to everyone"
Eva : "Oh I would never go for him anyways I heard he has a 2 incher.."
Lexi: "Yah and who tf does he think he is"
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A guy with an unfairly amazing butt
Why can't I have a butt like Zach?
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He's boss. Loves video games and has all the girls
I love that zach. He's sooo boss
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Zach is just one of those guys. One of those guys who you can laugh with, and watch him rage as he plays video games. He's basically a living anime character and is about 4' 9". Yeah, he's pretty badass too. Though his height is definetly not intimidating, his bad boy rep will scare you. Been suspended a couple times, no big deal because he's Zach.
Guy 1: "Dude that guy looks like he's a fictional character."
Guy 2: "Don't fuck him, it's just Zach."
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Zach is an intelligent, hot, sweet, caring, and amazing man to be around
"Wow, Zach looks good today"
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