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My wife refused sex so while she was sleeping she got the tangy zip from the tip
Remote work gives us zip code freedom. If I can do my job from paradise why should it matter to my boss?
John experienced zip code freedom during the pandemic, once tasted, the "return to the office" push was obvious BS.
After a man pees and puts his penis away the sneaky drip that then leaves wet marks. No matter how many times you shake the last drips of pee before you put your penis away the drips still happen.
Matlock: Elton what happened? Did you pee your pants?
Elton: No. I had a bad case of post zip drip.
No matter how many times you shake your penis when you put it away and zip up the last drip comes out leaving a wet crotch stain mark.
Matlock: Elton what happened to you? What’s with the water on your pants?
Elton: I don’t know what happened. I shuck it but after I put it away and I get the drip. I have post zip drip.
'Dirty zipping' is the method of using SFX archives (A self-extracting archive type) to 'disguise' a file such as a malicious payload within a medium such as an image through a roundabout form of steganography which results in a 'Dirty zip'.
When the victim of a dirty zip attack opens a seemingly harmless file (the image in this example) they'll be shown the image but in the background a payload will execute.
This method can be achieved through software's such as WinRar and 7Zip.
Person 1: I launched the reverse shell payload on the victim.
Person 2: How did you go about that?
Person 1: Just did some Dirty zipping and put it on a USB which I dropped near their front door, curiosity took hold and the payload self-extracted in the background when the victim wanted to view the picture on the USB.
Person 2: Sneaky!
The act of refusing to completely remove your pants before intercourse, instead choosing to pull just your dick out through the fly. While unnecessary and ultimately painful, this is a common practice used by Fuckboys, and guys who Vape.
Went on a date with Ashley the other night, things heated up pretty quick and I didn't even have time to get my pants off, so I Zip-lined her!