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AKA a Canadian Goose or Canada Goose
Large, wild goose species with black head and neck, pretty white cheeks and a white chin strap. Predominately found in Canada or wherever they want to be. Obnoxiously loud and will fuck your shit up if you look at it sideways. Proceed with caution.
Poops everywhere and honks loudly. Prone to violence: do not corner.
I was late for class because a danger Canadian was blocking the campus door.
It is when you politely terminate a relationship by making less and less contact with the other part.
How's it going with that broad, eh?
Meh. She's allright, but I think imma pull a Fading Canadian.
During sexual intercourse, the man proceeds to take 100% Canadian maple syrup and stick the bottle in his partners anus. Pouring the syrup inside, he then proceeds to slap his partners buttocks with fried pig bacon while constantly saying he is sorry
*Dude, how Canadian is Alex?* *So much that I heard heard he The Great Canadianed his girlfriend last night.*
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An argument where both parties involved insist that they are at fault, or are more sorry.
**Two people both reaching for the last cookie**
A: I'm so sorry.
B: No, please, I'm sorry.
A: No, I am sorry, I insist, you have the last piece.
B: Absolutely not, this is my fault, you take the last one!
C: This is such a Canadian Argument.
Dude, I gave all my ones to the collection box at the Canadian Ballet.
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Very high percentage of beautiful women. One of Canada's greatest exports.
The Canadian Woman is a hottie!!! What do they put in that water up there?
I want to get me a Canadian Woman... They are bilingual, intelligent, hot and can cook.
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1. (v) The act of forcefully engaging in rapid anal sex so the penis forces air into the duck, then quickly pulling the duck off, turning it around and squeezing it so the escaping gas makes a frapping noise.
Sven made the loudest Canadian Duckhorn I have ever heard.
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