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Adult beverage consisting of vodka and prune juice.
Chase a can of corn down with a pile driver or two, and you and your butthole are gonna be in a fight.
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Noun - A person who tail gates and switches lanes as if they were racing in NASCAR, except they are driving on city streets and freeways right on your ass. This is one of the only ways to crash your car while traveling in a straight line with other people who are also traveling in a straight line.
This guy is so close behind me I can't even see his headlights. Damn asscar driver.
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During sex when the man (driver) switches lanes (holes) without signaling
Mary had trouble sitting after a night with Dave. She told all her friends she was up for anything but didn't expect him to be a discourteous driver.
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an person who repeatedly throws an individual(s) under the bus.
What a bus driver! I can't believe he threw me under the bus again for the second time this month! Is he trying to get me fired?
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A person who "drives" a Cadillac.
A person who "drives" like a person "driving" a Cadillac.
A person who:
Does not signal turns or lane changes.
Doesn't clear snow off the back window.
Never checks the mirror.
Hogs the left lane.
Acts as if he owns the road.
Treats other drivers with contempt.
Puts the brakes on, and on, and on, and on, and on, for no reason at all.
Does not know how to drive (Who else would buy a car with an automatic transmission?)
Watch out for that Cadillac driver! He's weaving from lane to lane and putting his brakes on a lot!
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A person that drives in the passing lane (left) slower than the traffic on the right. They will not move over, but they will however speed up to prevent others from moving into the lane s/he is in. They are the really slow drivers in the middle lane of a freeway. In addition, Detroit Drivers do not like to allow on-ramp freeway traffic to merge into the lane they are driving in, even if they are behind the merging car. Most importantly, they will appear to drive without being aware that what they are doing is rude.
You can watch as this phenomonon dissipates as soon as you leave Michigan (esp the Ohio border).
There he goes, another Detroit Driver, won't move over so we can pass, but look at how he sped up when you tried to pass him on the left.
Detroit Drivers do not even know that the left lane is for passing traffic.
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When a male gives his partiner anal but she is facing away from him and has her arms behind her back in a ring like a stearing wheel, then the male runs around the rooom saying "errrr" like a truck turning her arms when he turns like driving a truck
Bill "I gave her the best truck driver last night"
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