Flash Gordon

The one and only Flash is faster than the speed of light.......

Rig:"Hey who keeps turning off the lights?"
STG:"I don't know?"
Rig:"That Flash"
STG:"Snigger...."

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Gordons-border

A unit of measurement defining the distance between the legs of a person suffering from Newtons-Berkineau disorder, an affectation of the ambulant limbs. Derived from the middle-english 'Gordynnes-border' the distance maintained between a healthy human being and a leprous dog-fiend under manorial-law.

"Shirley must be a good Gordons-border from Darren and she's still flashing her bacon rolls, the filthy trollop"

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Gordon Ramsey

A mean old chef. He curses a lot. His most famous quote is, "WHERES THE LAMB SAUCE!"

Gordon Ramsey is hot

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Flash Gordon

A dude that has to flash his jewelry, cash, cars, or expensive possessions to get girls.

Man#1: Look at homie over there tryin' to Mack on Becky.

Man#2: Oh that ain't nobody but Flash Gordon!!! She wouldn't even stop to talk to him if that fool wasn't drvin' a brand new Cl 500. Dude has no game.

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The Gordon Ramsey

Setting a person on fire for bad cooking

The Taliban pulled The Gordon Ramsey by allegedly setting a woman on fire for "Bad Cooking".

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Gordon Ramsay

The exact reason to not be a chef

I feel like not being a chef because of Gordon Ramsay.

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Flash Gordon

An alcoholic drink to be consumed during move-in weekend on a college campus. Ingredients include: Mountain Dew, Vodka, and Orange Kool Aid.

Best served in the Mountain Dew bottle.

Hey I just got the Kool Aid and all the freshman are moving in. Let's go crazy with some Flash Gordon

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