Melvined: getting rekt by your own decisions
"Haha, did you hear Melvin Capital went tits up after shorting GME?"
"Yea. They really got melvined. Hey, by the way, can you spot me a quick handy behind Wendy's? I'll give you some GME later."
To make incredibly bad bets which you can't cover. To such a degree that it could fuck up everything in the known world.
As when Melvin Capital engaged in naked short selling causing historic losses and a global financial crisis in 2021.
Holy shit we just Melvined the whole fucking thing.
If a guy has this name you know whats going down. hes bringing a 20 gauge to a knife fight and if hes drunk he will put a sniper scope on it.
Jackson Melvin! You shot Hudson! It was just a pillow fight you dip
Brúnkaður Melvin is the top definition for a black person named Melvin.
How can you be black and named Melvin, you are a Brúnkaður Melvin.
In the years leading up to 2022, Melvin Capital made bets against key stocks within the USA stock market, after retail investors noticed inconsistencies with the stock, specifically the huge short position that Hedge Funds (including Melvin Capital) had accrued. Retail traders realized that these positions would at some stage need to be bought back so they independently decided to buy up the stock.
Melvin Capital essentially went bankrupt due to some very poor decision making and lack of proper risk management.
The phrase "you did a melvin" was coined in 2022 to indicate that your lost money, or made bad decisions which affected you negatively.
Jeez Kenny - you did a melvin on that trade huh?
is big sexy and belongs to aerial and chloe
coltin melvin is so sexy