Miami University Swimmers

A group of athletes at Miami University who frequently consume excess amounts of alcohol to compensate for the excess amounts of miles swam in the pool daily. They work hard, and play harder.

Similar to a small town, everyone seems to know everyone else's business. Rumors fly and tempers flare regardless of the hour. Sunday morning brunch at Harris Dining Hall brings out awkward weekend memories.

These MU athletes are also credited with throwing the single largest house party on campus, called Fish Fest, typically held in April each year. Hundreds of thirsty students stop by for their share of 20+ kegs and live music.

Notoriously known for having an exemplary collective GPA, the MU swimmers prove they are bound for success in and out of the pool.

I always see the Miami University Swimmers pushing tables together at Harris and talk about the weekend. Someone always gets "housed".

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miami trick daddy

a blunt that is laced with crumbles of crack

them roosters are blitzed on miami trick daddys

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Down Bad Miami

Down Bad miami , Down very bad

The lowest can be

He Down Bad Miami

Miami Dade college

One of the worst colleges in the U.S. To attend Miami dade means you barely tried in life and only attending college because you would either live in your parents basement or masterbate to 2d girls.

Guy: hey I got into a college ?
Guy 2: nice ! What school ?
Guy: Miami Dade College!
Guy 2: dam your fucking retarded, you must be either a lazy fuck or brain dead. What’s your gpa?
Guy: 0.57 unweighted and 1.2 weighted....
Guy 2: HOT DAM! I think your austistic.

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Miami Rowing Club

The most amazing rowing club in Miami, Florida, and the United States. Commonly known as "MRC." The Miami Rowing Club boasts the hottest Men's Varsity 8+ boat, as well as the best Novice Girls' 8+ in the country. The Novice Girls from MRC are the most beast-like girls around and are always made fun of by jealous people who wish they were that good their Novice Year.

Guy 1: "Who won the most overall gold medals for this regatta?"
Guy 2: "Miami Rowing Club."

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Miami Beach kids

The hardest in Miami Dade after the Oppa-Locka area. Beach high is polularly known because of the kids in the group known as “Shlat” and the gang “85”. Basically the rest of Miami Beach high is irrelevant except if you count the white kids that sit outside in lunch. Beach kids terrorize every party they come into and have fun doing it because everyone else that isn’t a beach kid is almost automatically a pussy. Beach kids bring guns to parties just to make little white boys shit themselves. They also smarter than everyone else, they use people and the people they use don’t even notice it. Everyone’s scared to say no to a beach kid because they no if they say no shots are bussin. But beach kids all have big hearts in the inside and for the most part only the girls will notice it because that’s the only white peoples they’ll bother to even talk to. White girls are the reason they go to white parties and gettys, and the white boys hate it, the beach kids are slowly takin all the white girls. Let’s also not forget beach kids aren’t scared to do anything illegal because that’s just something they have in them. Let’s not forget they have the most gangster slang and that beach girls that aren’t white are for the most part gross and musty or ratchet ass hell.

I was walking in the party and saw some Miami Beach Kids. They caught me staring I think they don’t like me now.

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Miami Triad

The unstoppable three-man duo on the Miami Heat: Lebron, Wade, and Bosh.

Vegas odds for the Miami Triad to win the 2011 NBA Championship are 1:1

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