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The greatest football team to exist
Also known as pne located in preston, Lancashire
I asked my mother what should I be,
Should I be blackpool or pne heres what she said to me, wash would mouth out son,
Go get your father's gun,
We'll shoot some blackpool scum,
Shoot some blackpool scum,
We hate blackpool We hate blackpool We hate blackpool We hate blackpool We hate blackpool We hate blackpool we are the blackpool haters,
Sea, sea, sea side shitt aaahhhhhh
Guy 1:Who do you support
Guy 2:I support preston north end
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A most spectacular specimen, with luscious brown hair and beautiful atoms apple. He owns a beautiful watch and is always playing bass. With stunning glasses and nose he is a notch above all other humans. With the name of royalty he is destined to surpass all others.
"Oh dear me, all our royals are dead"
"We should just have timothy william preston for king...his name is worthy of royalty!"
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A man who has found a settlement that needs your help
"Another Settlement needs your help. Here, I'll mark it on your map" Being asked by Preston Garvey, for it's all that he's known for because that's how Todd Howard made him.
executive chairman of amazon, multi-billionare jeff bezos’s full name.
A: hey i decided that we are in the middle of a conversation now so i need to bring up a topic.
B: ok.
A: did you know that jeff bezos’s full name is “jeffrey preston bezos”?
B: hey this guy on tiktok hit a fli- WAIT WHAT I DIDN’T KNOW THAT I AM CURRENTLY IN SHOCK AND I AM GONNA FAINT IN 3.9516 SECONDS
*3.9516 seconds later*
B: *faints*
An endangered species of newt only found, in the wonderful city we call Preston. Only a few of lucky people will come across these in their gardens.
Look mum! I just found a preston newt in the garden.
Preston is a very awesome bf. He might smell like a mojón and monkey butt, but hes truly so cool. If you ever meet him beware cause hes like insane but youll get used to it after like a month i think. He also doesnt like cereal with milk which is a MAJOR red flag. He also needs to eat firehouse subs and smoke to survive. but even though he acts like so crazy he gives good hugs and bes so nice. like seriously he even buys me an abundance of food quite often which proves how kind of a soul he is. and even when i try my hardest to give him the ick he doesnt get it cause hes invincible and strong which is why we are engaged. oh also if you invite him to your house hide your water because he will drink ALL OF IT like he will not stop drinking water like omg. and also he talks very loud because he wants his presence to be known . hes nervous to eat food with dyes in it but he will still hit yardys. how does that make sense? i dont know but u shouldn't ask him cause hes the king. So if u meet him just dont be scared just trust the process. cause he has an exquisite personality that cannot be matched.
random person: hey why r u so handsome and awesome and cool
preston: im preston cass
random person: oh yeah that makes sense now
Prestoning is the act of quitting many things.
Guy 1: Did you hear? x just quit four series!
Girl 1: So they're Prestoning?
Guy 1: Yup. Prestoning.