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turkey faced

To be extremely intoxicated, to the point of blacking out and having double vision.

yo, that guy is totally turkey faced

by cmj14221 February 12, 2008


turkey spew

a time at which a person spews with such ferocity that a gurgling not dissimilar to the gobble of a turkey is clearly audible.

"dude... Cam got so wasted last night, he was spewing out behind the fence"
"how did you even know he was? he could have just been standing out there"
"he was totally turkey spewing, everyone could hear"
"oh..."

by danmau5 August 31, 2009


Turkey Butter

Bullshit that sounds good as he'll

Believable bullshit

"Damn thats some turkey butter bruh"
"Man that story was turkey butter"

by Liquid Beaner Stew 8====D September 19, 2017


white turkey

when cocaine is done on thanksgiving and none of the parties involved consume food or a general slang term for cocaine

white turkey

by turkey master September 29, 2013


Soft turkey

The inability or lack of motivation to make a commitment.

(Opposite of cold turkey/hardcore)

John: "I thought you were quitting smoking?"
Steve: "I'm taking a soft turkey approach, cutting down to 1-2 ciggies a day."

by agave.syrup April 12, 2015


glazed turkey

When you stuff a girls panties in her mouth right before you shoot a load all over her face

I heard you pulled a glazed turkey last night on your girlfriend

by That Guy#2 November 19, 2013


turkey rub

Another term for a Handjob

My girlfriend gave me a turkey rub last night.

by Wetfloor June 6, 2015