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The act of performing oral sex while the receptor is defecating is referred to as a blumpkin. The feces produced during this event is known as the blumpkin pie.
That blumpkin pie after Thanksgiving dinner was really delicious, I think it had some corn in it.
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To sneeze while recieving a blumpkin, fellatio while defecting, which rumor has it causes sensory overload.
Forrest's heart stopped beating after recieving a blumpkin supreme.
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To have a woman suck your cock while you are taking a shit. Afterwards she tosses your salad and cleans your anus with her tongue.
My womans such a trooper, she sucks my cock and licks my pooper.
She gives a damn fine rusty blumpkin.
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All the other definitions have it wrong. You are all thinking of the Inverted Blumpkin in which the female poops and sucks dick.
The Actual meaning of a Reverse Blumpkin is when the female sits on the toilet and poops while the male is on his hands and knees eating out her pussy.
Girlfriend: Hey I'm taking a shit, come eat me out.
Boyfriend: You want me to give you a Reverse Blumpkin?
Girlfriend: Yes.
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3 or more blumpkins taking place in ajoining bathroom stalls
that blumpkin party was epic!
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To receive oral sex on the crapper while taking a deuce...upon completion, you finish off the filthy filthy whore of a slut with a nice shower of urine in her disease ridden oral cock holster. Don't forget to piss anywhere and everywhere else in her immediate vacinity. P.S. no flushing at any time!!!
Nobody can ever really experience what life has to offer until they receive the golden blumpkin from an old lady w/ no teeth. ; >O. Blame the thizz for this one...Thizz or Die....T.I.P. Love, Donkey
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Recieving a blumpkin whilst cutting the giver's hair.
Because she had no money to pay for the haircut, she paid with a fuzzy blumpkin.
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