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Pork Sword,Spam javelin,Dirty pole,Beef lance,Fanny Spear
I inserted my Lamb Cannon into her Wizards Sleeve.
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a direct uppercut to the lower uterus delivering a wave of immense trauma to the fetus' area of occupance in order to execute an abortion
I got my b**** prego so i gave her a miscarriage cannon
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A Chinese artillery weapon which operates by hurling a tactical nuclear weapon over a fair distance. Generally used as a shock and awe weapon, especially to clear out quaint oriental villages in order to make way for Westernisation.
Ahhh, behold, the Bringer of Light.
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The alternative (and nicer) way to say someone has a "chode".
"All Rodger does is brag about his huge penis."
"Don't let him fool you -- he's got a Cannon-Cock..."
When your intestines start to grumble and you run for the nearest porcelain god. Diarrhea is then grandiosely peppered out your butthole decorating the porcelain, above the water line!
After a hefty night of drinking and a stop to the local burrito joint, Mike keenly sensed the splatter cannon was loaded and about ready to blow!!
Someone who is unstable and unpredictable
Matt Goulster was a loose cannon at work yesterday