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A lockscreen couple is what you call two people that share the same lockscreen wallpaper on their smartphone. Usually annoying overly lovey-dovey couples make a picture together and put it as their lockscreen wallpaper to show everyone their love.
Dan: "Omg, ur lockscreen is amazing, I want it."
Lucy: "Here you go! <Sends picture>"
Dan: "Omg, we're a lockscreen couple now. That's bare dank."
Stranger 1: "Gasp! We have the same lockscreen wallpaper!"
Stranger 2: "Nooo! That means we're a Lockscreen Couple!"
That time of a night where all the couples go home from a party. This usually results in all the single people staying out to party further.
"Hey, where are Mark and Tracy? And Dave and Leanne?"
"Oh, they all went home about half an hour ago. Couple o'clock came early tonight"
When two socialites date with nothing more in common than clubbing and bar hopping.
"Those two attention whores won't last, they are nothing more than a party couple."
A couple who only dates for thanksgiving through New Years. Simply so they aren't lonely during the holidays. They you may also date during these months to avoid looking like a loser when their relatives ask if they are seeing anyone.
Guy 1: Hey are Jessica and tom for real dude?
Guy 2: Nah man they're only a holiday couple
Guy 1: Thats fuckin stupid man.
Two people planking on top of eachother face to face first one to fall off losses.
yo i had a plank couple yesterday
Originating from the HardLore podcast... when an album only has a handful of good songs.
Person 1: "Do you like the new Twitching Tongues album?"
Person 2: "Not really, but it has a couple tracks"