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When you have a boner and run into the wall, your penis curls into a ball.
Ayo John, I just got dildo crunch. It hurt like hell.
A giant douche that owns all the trendy gun things, like defcons, supdef, HK pistols, and lots of one off lower receivers, and drinks only Tim Hortons coffee and drives Subaru’s.
That guy is the literal definition of a Dildo Slapjack, what a douche
A gay person but with more emphasis
bruh that kid is such a dildo faggins
long lavishing slippery slope that pleases young girls of the ages between 13-20
or lonely girls who no man wants to insert his dildo inside the girls va jj
i used my dildo to give a nasty yeast infection
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Name of a famous hobbit-like creature who penned the booked "there and my backend again" also known as "Lord of the Cock Rings".
Dildo Faggins was very proud of his nephew Froho Faggins
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A girl that sticks a suction-cup dildo to her forehead in order to ram it up another girl's kooch or butthole
Yo' those two girls from the club were crazy freaky! When I got them home one of them went dildo rhino and served it to the other chick!!!
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A 3-headed dragon dildo.
Go get fucked in your anus with a hydra dildo.
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