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what you are for looking this up.
by actually looking up this definition and reading this, you are a douche bag.
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A guy you meet on the plane to New York City that says he can hook you up with the party people and party scene. He knows owners, you'll party with Victoria Secretions models and you just might throw a few back with Jay-Z until 11 AM. The fucked up thing is, you're so fired up about partying in NYC you believe him.
We met this douche bag on the plane that promised the world but didn't come through. He always had 2 calls on it.
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douche bag-her poonay smelled like a summerseve because its been douched too much
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A lil nasty greaseball that lies all the time, and is as nasty as a piece of cheese stuck in your ass for more than 3 weeks!! They eat all your food, and charge up ur phonebill! And they are up ur ass like that piece of cheese!
My friend, that piece of shit!
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when a bunch of guys are sitting around and some fucktard decides so say something completly retarded
guys: fuck its so boring
jon: you guys want to watch The Notebook?
guys: jon, if theres a bigger douche bag in the world, i havnt found him yet.
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a bag that holds the contents of a douche
my douche bag is full, i need to empty it.
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A self-absorbed person who could care less about anyone else. Many people have at least one friend who fits this description. Someone you can never count on but expects you to be there when needed. Douche bags tend to have girlfriends that cheat on them. If you ever decide to grill by the pool, he's the guy that shows up with a single unseasoned steak and half a bag of chips. He then proceeds to eat all of your food and drink your beer. If you're having a party, he's the guy that shows up with a 6-pack and proceeds to drink everyones alcohol. If one of your close friends has an attractive girlfriend, he's the guy that sends her creepy texts and tries to get her alone without your friend knowing.
Douche bags usually drive an H3 and blare loud rap music with their windows down. Sometimes they tend to be creepy and socially awkward around so-called friends. Usually, if a douche bag has a girlfriend, she will constantly call you and all your friends for sex. This is because douche bags have no real game and can only pull xanax eating tricks that love sleeping around.
Why do we even invite that guy over anymore? He never contributes and just talks about himself. What a douche bag!
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