Fruits Basket

The story of 16 year old Tohru Honda who lives by herself in a tent after her grandfather has to remodel. She runs into the Sohma family and she learn that the family is cursed! The family turns into animals of the Chinese Zodiac when hugged by a member of the opposite sex! Very original story by Natsuki Takaya-sensei and beloved anime/manga. I highly recommend this to any anime/manga fan!

Example 1:
You're an apple!

You're a banana!

You're an orange!

Watermelon!

Peach!

Honda-san, you're the riceball.

I waited patiently for them to call "riceball"..

But I never thought things through enough to know..

That there's no way a riceball can be in a Fruits Basket.

Example 2: The snow always melts

Example 3: Kyo: DAMN RAT! ><;

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fruit booter

A negative term used to insult a roller blader

Skater Kid: Man, that guy is such a fruit booter, skateboarding actualy takes SKILL!

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Fruit Cake

Referring to someone acting unusual or weird. Also Fruit Tart... Usually said to friends acting different then what they normally would.

"What a Fruit Cake","Shut-Up you fruit cake"

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evil fruits

1. Slang; denoting a condition whereby areas in the anal canal where the tissue, which contains numerous blood vessels, has become swollen. Other euphemisms used to describe such an ailment include; “Ass Grapes”; “Farmers” (from “Farmer Giles” cockney rhyming slang) and “Piles”. The medical term for this condition is known as hemroids. The condition was once alluded to in a musical composition in 1963 by a singer known as Johnny Cash in a song named “Ring Of Fire” (Copyright, Columbia Studios, Nashville); Excerpt: “….and it burns, burns, burns,…” et al.

2. A group of individuals comprised mainly of insomniacs and those suffering from varying degrees of dementia, who delight in extended periods of time bathing in low intensity radiation, while rapidly twitching hands and eyes alike. This group has also been observed talking to thin air, cursing loudly and throwing inanimate objects around there immediate location. They are best left alone and should not be approached unless absolutely necessary.

"No no, I can't sit down Fred, Ive got some evil fruits and they are burning like crazy today"

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Fruit-Bowl

To tuck ones junk back between the legs then turn around and bend over. A variation on "mooning" and "Hanging Trout"

Johnny flashed us a Fruit-Bowl then pooped on a car.

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fruit naps

Verb: to take all the fruit from your kitchen and put it in/on your bed and nap with the fruit. Preferbly with a sibling.

Peter and Kerrin took fruit naps

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Fruit Boots

Derogatory term used by skateboarders in reference to inline skaters associating them with homosexuals skating on the boardwalk of popular beach resorts (e.g. Venice Beach in California).

Take your queer fruit boots somewhere else and stay out of our way!

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