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The chinese hamster is often mistaken for the lesser-known Barnaby Thorold. It often burrows underground to facetime whilst in hybernation and only makes an appearance for chazzle or when forced out of its burrow for a 6:30 practice session. Although the chinese hamster is a monogamous species with one life long mate it seems to spend most of its time alone resembling death. It is currently endangered due to the manifestation of increasingly large spots between there eyes.
A chinese hamster just failed Astronomy 001
A penis and scrotum that is not shaven.
She was going to jack me off, but I forgot to shave my pant hamster.
The act of wanking off a hairy dwarf/midget
Nick was caught choking the hamster with Tom the other day. He's one hairy dwarf.
A person who shows asocial hoarding behavior during a pandemic crisis similar to the Corona "Covid-19" disease outbreak. A Corona Hamster is a person who shows Compulsive hoarding behavior while there is no scarcity of life products during an outbreak and instead, causing scarcity due to his or her hoarding behavior.
Did you buy all the Toilet paper? You F***ing Corona Hamster, and how do I need to wipe my Ass now?
One who acts in a light trollish manner towards another for poking fun, or "shits and giggles"
One who is a dirt hamster is on a lower part of the scale of trolling and often plays harmless pranks on friends and close family.
Aww Troy! How'd you snatch my calculator without looking? Where are the batteries? You're being a real dirt hamster right now.
To have one's panties get so wet from being excited that you would be able to drown a hamster
Kelly got so turned on by Damian that you could drown a hamster in her panties
The tiny rolled up pieces of paper in a vagina that get left behind from wiping.
After wiping my vagina, I had little hamster joints left behind.