One who acts in a light trollish manner towards another for poking fun, or "shits and giggles"
One who is a dirt hamster is on a lower part of the scale of trolling and often plays harmless pranks on friends and close family.
Aww Troy! How'd you snatch my calculator without looking? Where are the batteries? You're being a real dirt hamster right now.
The tiny rolled up pieces of paper in a vagina that get left behind from wiping.
After wiping my vagina, I had little hamster joints left behind.
where you give a guy head and as he cums you shoves a hamster on his dick
last night my girl give me a sloppy hamster
A penis and scrotum that is not shaven.
She was going to jack me off, but I forgot to shave my pant hamster.
The act of wanking off a hairy dwarf/midget
Nick was caught choking the hamster with Tom the other day. He's one hairy dwarf.
A person who shows asocial hoarding behavior during a pandemic crisis similar to the Corona "Covid-19" disease outbreak. A Corona Hamster is a person who shows Compulsive hoarding behavior while there is no scarcity of life products during an outbreak and instead, causing scarcity due to his or her hoarding behavior.
Did you buy all the Toilet paper? You F***ing Corona Hamster, and how do I need to wipe my Ass now?
What are you doing?
Eh probably just punching the hamster and passing out