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When someone is committing a lengthy amount of time masturbating to online content.
"Xavier, you gonna come out with us tonight?"
"Nahh, I got work in the morning. I'mma be choking the mouse tonight!"
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The stupidest fucking invention ever because it runs on batteries and dies too quick, causing you to slam it repeatedly until its broken and all there's left to slam is your head into the desk.
I have no incentive to go get a real computer mouse because I have this useless wireless mouse with dead batteries right here.
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A person who repairs computers for a living.
Did you hear, Lori got a job as a mouse monkey at xyz computer repair.
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A hairy bush of a vagina with a tampon string hanging out of it, or possibly dangling in the wind.
Man, I was gonna munch that puss 'til I realized it was a mouse mat.
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local slang term for the Disney World Resort in Orlando.
Damn I gotta go home and get some sleep. I got to go to work at the Mouse House tomorrow!
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A tight vagina. The opposite of a wizard's sleeve
"Her ***** was so tight, it felt like I was ******* a mouse ear!"
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When a guy is getting head, he says somthing like "Oh S*** what's that?" and points, when the giver turns to look, they tuck the penis between there legs. When the giver returns to finish the job, you spread your legs, having the penis hit the giver in the bottom of the jaw.
I gave a girl one..She liked it? :s
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