Peg leg bitch

Peg leg bitch who pretends to have bad legs but is able to dance.

Hi Carly, where's your walking stick?

I don't need a walking stick as my legs are perfectly fine but work is so dumb I get away with anything. Now let me on the dance floor so I can shake my fat arse and grotesque veiny legs, as I'm the "Ugly limping peg leg bitch"

Where's all the drunk guys as sober men find me repulsive because of my chubby food storing cheeks and a cunt as wide as a whales mouth. No one will notice me climbing up and down the stairs after a cig, not even with my annoying loud voice and smelly breath and saggy tits. What a Div...

Peg a ginger day

When you go out and peg a ginger

Lauren: Boyd I’m going to peg you
Boyd: No your not
Lauren : Yes I am it’s “Peg a ginger day”

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peg leg maker

A position in which one partner pulls on the other partners leg during sexual intercourse. Often times, this results in the severing of the limb at the knee or hip.

“Give me the peg leg maker” she cried. “Harder!”

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Peg Leg Pirate

It is when a male is receiving oral pleasure and he pulls out and ejaculates (shoots)into the pleasers eye. The Pleaser will then grab their eye. Then the receiver will kick the pleaser in the shin, the pleaser will then grab their leg while simultaneously holding their eye ans will scream "argh!!!!" Thus the pleaser will resemble a pirate with a peg leg.

me: I was getting some dome and I gave that bitch the peg leg pirate and ran.
you:*high five" that's fucking awesome!

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peg leg meg

n.
the world's greatest pirate/singer/person in general.
she has a pet hamster named HELLga that she is using to help her take over the world.
the peg is on her left leg. just for clarification.

KanYe: "Oh my holy heysus!"
Djembe: "What?"
KanYe: "HER VOICEMAIL IS AMAZING!"
Mr. Sa: "I love it!!!!!!!"
Djembe: "Don't call! I'm calling her now!"
Mr. Sa: "You've reached Meg, leave a message...."

All: "WE LOVE PEG LEG MEG!"

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mummi peg

noun
A game that is played with two players who stand facing each other and throw a knife into the ground between the other person's legs.

Lessa: Dude, what is with the bandaged foot?

Steve: Oh, Sparky and I were playing mummi peg and he missed and totally sunk the knife into my foot.

Lessa: Ha ha haa ha! Dumbass.

Steve: Bitch.

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Chapel Hat Pegs

A Derbyshire phrase for the effect of cold on one’s nipples

Eee, it wer so cold, me nipples wer like chapel hat pegs